I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Carmella DeCesare is the hottest Golddigger in pro sports today. To make matter’s worse, she’s shacked up with Jeff Garcia, who makes 5 million a year as the starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and is the ugliest man alive. This bald-headed ginger used to play in the Canadian Football League, and had to repeatedly turn down OUT Magazine for interviews cause they, like everyone else besides Carmella, assumed he was gay. Maybe it’s a sham marriage. Maybe she’s just using him for tax purposes or something and it works out perfectly cause he’s the only man in the universe who wouldn’t use one of his three wishes to plow her. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense. Either way, Carmella is a Golddigger fo’ sho’.
The video reminds me of that old school track Mariah Carey did with P.Diddy, who back then was still just regular old PuffDaddy, called Honey, where she ran around in that gold bikini and rode sea-doos and rubbed sand on herself. This is basically the exact same thing except with T.I. instead of P.Diddy, and with an 11 years older, weirder, uber-diva, lipo-suction Mariah instead of a young, fresh, super tight, nice thighs, Mariah. Still, can’t complain.
These are some delicious photos of Olga Kurylenko, who takes her shirt off in the upcoming Quantam of Solace movie, the 22nd entry in the James Bond film franchise.
Her name is Camille in the movie? Whatever happened to Bond Girls having pornographic names like Pussy Galore, or Holly Goodhead? We should petition to have her name changed to something dirtier. Like Tamara Grindscock, or Horny McHugeboobs. Kay maybe not.
Besides the fact that she is borderline mentally retarded and married to a douchebag, Ashlee Simspon is also maybe the most overrated ‘celebrity’ on the planet right now. Plastic surgery is like steroids for famous people, and anyone who gets caught should be banned. Which would make Ashlee the Barry Bonds of Overrated, but with a bigger moustache.
UNDERRATED
JENNIFER MORRISON
House is the worst show on television. Every episode is exactly the same. Someone gets sick, House says something cynical and takes some pills, person gets more sick, house suggests way to cure them while being cynical and controversial, person is miraculously healed. But for a few minutes per show, they take the camera off Hugh Laurie being a cock, and show the lovely Jennifer Morrison, who judging from these pictures, is definitely not getting the attention she deserves.
Pictured here looking extra douchetastic, Peter Cook is in divorce court this week, going up against ex-wife and actual celebrity Christie Brinkley, in a battle for custody of their pre-teen children. When put on the stand, Cook testified he spent $3000 a month on internet porn, and bribed an 18 year old girl with $300,000 to stay quiet about an affair they had.
This guy is a such a douche I can’t even find a picture of him without his way more famous ex-wife in it. Which is okay because Christie Brinkley is probably the hottest 54 year-old on the planet. $3000 a month on internet porn! I don’t know what kind of internet porn this guy is into, but unless it’s the kind that makes you splooge gold, he’s overpaying. What a douche.
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They say Japan is where all the exciting, crazy things happen nowadays - I went ahead to discover this nation and found greatness, especially in Yoko Matsugane, a busty supermodel and Gravure idol.
Megan Fox is flawless. I wonder how long it will be before she considers herself a legitimate actress and stops doing cool shit like taking off her shirt for the Japanese Rolling Stone.
What I found even more shocking than these photos, was the fact that there is a Japanese Rolling Stone. First baseball, now Rolling Stone. Not cool Japan.
Will Smith is a liar and a fraud, and apparently something called a Scientologist, so people should avoid seeing his movie. Unfortunately, after some quick research on this gizmo called the internet, I discovered there are about 3.5 million ‘Scientologists’ in America alone. So if all of them go see this film, it will make at least thirty million dollars. It also appeals to the black guys who act like white guys demographic, and tested off the charts when screened for an audience of drunken deaf chimps. It still won’t be enough to de-throne WALL-E though, a movie that has got more positive reviews than blow jobs and breathing.
After for sure getting divorced, then maybe not getting divorced, and now back up to pretty sure getting divorced, Madonna has all but signed and sealed the papers after the LA Times reported that baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez has been making late night visits to her New York home.
This story is bullshit. A-Rod is a miracle worker. Anyone who can get a senior citizen to stay up past the end of Jeopardy should be hailed as a visionary. Plus, he has a wife and two kids, and we all know that good-looking professional athletes that have kajillions of dollars never cheat on their wives. And they don’t make condoms strong enough to protect his junk from the sandpaper-walled death trap that is Madonna’s box.
In general, if you have shitloads of money, hot women will suck your penis. So it’s not surprising that professional athletes, film directors, lottery winners, and any other a-hole who has a rolex, slay the finest pussy on the planet.
Sometimes the guy is such a knob, and the woman such a knockout, you just know she’s chasing the cheddar. Now Scottie Pippen is probably packing heat, but he has got a face only a mother could love, and a Golddigger would sit on.
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There is nothing better than getting drunk with your friends and arguing about which animal would win in a hypothetical battle to the death. My personal favorites include the Giraffe vs. Gorilla With A Baseball Bat debate, or the classic Bear vs. Tiger With Spikes On It’s Back discussion. For whatever reason, these situations rarely play out in real life, but over the weekend in a Canadian zoo, the Lion vs. Eagle scenario became a reality, when a professionally trained golden eagle flew in to a lion’s den, and was destroyed by the king of the jungle. You would think that an animal with wings would be better at escaping from one that doesn’t, like, let’s say, a lion. You would also think I could stay sober long enough to remember to feed my dog. RIP Sir Humpsalot.
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